1.) The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

2.)The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

3.)"One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he’s socially inept - because everybody’s been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it."